Fellow TVSquad member Bob and I will soon weep in our proverbial (or not so proverbial) beers, along with near every straight, woman-loving man in America. Ben Affleck reportedly proposed to Alias babe Jennifer Garner on her 33rd birthday party, slipping a 4.5-carat, $500,000 rock on her hand. Although, Affleck bought his former Jennifer (Lopez) a 6.1-carat ring when they got engaged. Dude, where's the love in that?!

First Scott Foley, then Michael Vartan, now Ben Affleck. It appears all you need to do to win Jennifer's heart is appear as her male romantic lead in a TV show or movie. Maybe Goran Visnjic is crossing his fingers right about now.

Note: For the record TVSquad's very heterosexual Dave can't stand Jennifer Garner. He doesn't much like Ben Affleck either. But Matt Damon was the bomb in Bourne Supremacy yo.