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American Idol: Americans are idiots
by David Thomas, posted Apr 27th 2005 9:59PM
As
our overseas readers already know, American voters are idiots. I mean
American Idol voters are idiots. Constantine's exit shows how the top
reality show is truly flawed. We should be voting off our least
favorite. That way Scott would have gone home weeks ago. Constantine
faced what others have, voters thought he was safe so they didn't
vote. He also picked a bad song. That doesn't mean he isn't one of
the top three talents on the show. It is painfully obvious that Bo,
Carrie and Constantine are at the top and Anthony, Vonzell and then
Scott are at the bottom. In six months let's see who has a career:
Scott or Constantine. That leads me to the real problem with the male
rock singers on this show.
The
band is not a rock band. There is not the proper mix of
amplification, guitars and drums going on. Constantine sounded better
than Nickleback or whatever crap band sang that song (it was a bad
choice either way). I suggest we all boycott the show until Scott,
Vonzell and Anthony are gone. Then I'd be happy to vote between
Carrie and Bo.
And
I must say, in the middle of all the crap being said about Paula, it
was amazing to watch her (seemingly) genuine reaction to Constantine
losing and hugging his mom at the end. The thing is she shouldn't be
sad. Constantine could easily be the male lead in any Broadway
musical. He could front any Third Eye Blind-esque rock band. He'll do
fine. This show sucks, but I guess I have to watch how it ends.
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