$50 million dollars for a kiss with Cameron Diaz? Well, more like $50 million for saying that you know a guy who knows a guy who kissed Cameron Diaz. Diaz just sued the National Enquirer for that outrageous amount (emotional distress = financial compensation) and now I wish that I could sue that red-headed creep who tied me to the swingset in grade school. If he talked about it in Enquirer, I guess I could. Anyway, the May 23rd issue of the gossip rag there's a photo of Diaz and Trippin' producer Shane Nickerson hugging, and next thing you know, the press is knocking down the door of your school-marm mother (Mrs. Nickerson, I presume?) and Justin Timberlake is asking heated questions over Mahi-mahi at Le Cirque. The trials and tribulations of celebrity, ladies and gents.