Schwarzenegger thinks his life would make good reality tv

Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks his new political life would make a great reality television program. So, naturally, I flew out to California to stop him:

Me: Arnold, don't even think about turning your life into a TV show.

Arnold: But you should see how crazy things get here. It would make great TV!

Me: I said no.

Arnold: But I was talking to some producers, and th--

Me [throws stapler at Arnold]: I said NO!

The last thing I remember was two large men walking in, and then I woke up tied to a fire hydrant with jump rope. I'll assume ol' Arnie was just thinking out loud and not seriously considering putting his life on camera. I think his exposure is just fine where it is, thank you very much.