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Oprah killed by Tom Cruise

by Adam Finley, posted Jun 27th 2005 1:05PM

Yes, we all feared the day would come, but none of us were able to prepare for it. Nonetheless, Tom Cruise has finally snapped and killed Oprah. I didn't believe it myself until I watched the video. Apparently part of Scientology is learning the ways of the Sith? But I thought Star Wars was steeped in Eastern religion and philosophy. I don't recall Buddha saying anything about killing Oprah. Trust me, I'm the first person he'd tell. I've been on his speed dial since March.

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Janice

Don't get me wrong I love Oprah. It's just that I have never seen a man with that kind of reaction before in my life. Long live Oprah! She is a great teacher and I have learned a lot from her. I Thank the Lord for Oprah! Tom you are great too, God bless you! I loved you in "Rainman"!

July 12 2005 at 6:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
L'Emmerdeur

I think Tom Cruise is showing his true colors: he's a racist. (OK, I'm just baiting Cookie)

June 30 2005 at 3:45 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Cookie

Tom Cruise and Oprah are "DA BOMB DIGGITY"! The two kindest people in the universe. So wealthy, yet so charitable. If all people can do is make fun of them for being who they are, then I hope to someday be in the same position they're in and be made fun of for the same reasons (cause I'm filthy rich, gorgeous, successful, generous, prosperous and in love)!!!

June 28 2005 at 10:23 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Adam

Tee hee...

June 27 2005 at 11:48 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mike

Well, for what it's worth, we don't actually see her DIE, you know... Besides, if you kill her, she will become more powerful than Cruise can possible imagine.

June 27 2005 at 10:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Janice

I think it should be titled Oprah killed Tom Cruise, he was sooooo not cool! What was all of the jumping about? I have been in love(well lust, really), but I have never jumped on my couch let alone somebody else's couch to pronounce my love (lust). Did you even see Oprah's face when he was jumping around, she was amazed, too. It is unbeleiveble the thing people would do when in love. Don't blame Oprah, she was just doing her job.

June 27 2005 at 3:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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