Oprah killed by Tom Cruise
Yes, we all feared the day would come, but none of us were able to prepare for it. Nonetheless, Tom Cruise has finally snapped and killed Oprah. I didn't believe it myself until I watched the video. Apparently part of Scientology is learning the ways of the Sith? But I thought Star Wars was steeped in Eastern religion and philosophy. I don't recall Buddha saying anything about killing Oprah. Trust me, I'm the first person he'd tell. I've been on his speed dial since March.