They say there is nothing more frightening than the unknown, but I completely disagree. The most horrifying thing I've ever experienced is tuning into a soap opera I have not seen or thought about in over a decade, and every one of the actors looks exactly the same. I know it's due to plastic surgery, Botox, drinking the ocular fluid of a peacock, or whatever the hell celebrities do to look younger, but damn is it scary. When I flip to One Life To Live and Asa Buchanan actually looks younger than when I last saw him in 1992, I feel as if I'm no longer on Earth, but instead have been taken to some surreal new level of Hell. *Shiver*