Wife Swap looking for geeks!

Nice, i am a geek and spend around 15 -20 hours online per day working on websites, making music, and being the next white rapper. Have many tallents including being a possitive rolmodel, "CUTE", with cartoon channel as my favorite station, besides being tottaly dedicated to succeeding at something i have yet to gratuate from. There is a rap song i did of "Computer Love" on the front page of my site. A geek at heart I am, also catagoriezed as a very unique individual. Been a nerd since i was 15, and want a 75 cent pocket protector 2000 for christmas. Inventer, Cat lover, Made over 600 tracks in 2 months learning how to sing. In less than one year, i have learned how to sing, rap including song country. Discrimination is non-existant in my personality. Many describe me as a warm glow with workaholic habits that never get me anywhere. Sometimes, I get loopy for no apparent reason. My emotions are on manual transmistion most of the time, Which means i can handle any situation and change my mood by force. Can be sad, and with a minor transition of a complete thought change by self practice, then i am happy. As many say, I could be america's greatest rolmodele since i have been practicing many roles if one comes available. My character can easily be manipulated to virtually any personality. Don't care about parting, Dont drink, Been through drugs and will never go back. Almost died of starvation and pulled myself though it. A writer, comedian, cute personality and whatever you need done, it will be done the best I can. Don't know about wife swap, becasue my fiance' would like to stay out the big picture, becasue we had these talks before. :) If you ever seen TuPac's biography, yeah > he is who i learned from. The dedication is there, just as much as his. The tallent is there, and if it is not, then i would love to learn it. Idea maker, unique marketing approches with many other advantages of having someone like myself be apart of the meida, it is a garenteed smile. 28 years old, from lincoln, nebraska living on welfare. I have a wedding coming up next october, besides I am not broken inside or out. I Live naturally and fully capable of using my 175 pound smile to bring hope to the world. If you are interested in my services and what I could provide in the entertaining section of the media world, then please email me at jz1977@yahoo.com or come find me in lincoln, nebraska. I aint that hard to find. -Jeff Zakovec aka Casper Script