For God's sake, if you're going to post irrelevent comments, at least get the lyrics correct. The third line of the song isn't "playin' three car money on these crazy streets" - it's "playin' three CARD MONTE on these crazy streets"! I don't care WHAT website you bow down to for your lyrics information - John is singing about the card scam, THREE CARD MONTE.... three car money makes about as much sense as a three dollar bill..... with Hillary Clinton's face on it. *sigh*

What the hell is he thinking? ER's a sinking ship, with very poor quality writing these days.

I like to party with my babes cruisin's great playin' three car money on these crazy streets. Great hustler, I pull a scam man and I'm in it so low to the floor picked the pocket on a midget slick sheister, the pest meishter livin' life in Miami's vice meah see, nobody's messin' with the frog see what's am I say'n now naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa nice lady, I'm hurting, I'm hurting I'm sexy but I'm hurting all right already I'm re-dic-o-lic-o-lous like a booger I stick to this take a whiff of this one stinky dinky, haa, haa, haa two stinky dinky, haa, haa, haa three stinky dinky, haa, haa, haa Chorus: voodoo mambo, chillin' congo old school beat meets Latin freak and ya don't stop that's the mean mambo voodoo mambo, chillin' congo when your old school beat meets Latin freak and ya don't quit, and ya don't stop. that's the mean mambo Mirror mirror on the wall who is the slickest of them all it's the schemiest, keenest scam artist God it's so hard to be modest. Jack might be nimble, but I'm a sex symbol so slick I stole the wick from his candlestick. I'm in the mood to scam, simply because I can I'm a Latin Houdini disappear in a flash with your cash and I'm back like a genie ah, ah, ah Lucy I'm home don't do that to me Lucy freak to the east freak to the west freak big booties with the big chest yes, yes y'all it's like that why certainly, naa, naa, naa. Get stupid get retarded cause pest will get the party started which way did he go George, which way did he go? Abbbbrrrrbbb... funkalocious, groovealocious, hatrocious squawk, what a maroon, squawk, what a weirdo what a freak, squawk what a suckerbutt, ah ha ha ha ha I'm a man of a million disguises I'm as crazy as I make 'em, I shake 'em I break 'em so scientific hate to be specific e=mc squared, are you still there multiply, divide it slide up inside it blend it, mix it damn I'm terrific Adios.