Making tennis interesting
With the US Open underway on USA and CBS, John McEnroe says tennis needs better public relations. He cites sports giants like NASCAR and the NFL that make sports exciting for fans. However, other than recommending multiple camera angels, McEnroe didn't really offer any suggestions. Luckily, I'm here to suggest ways tennis can be made more exciting:
1) One player must be forced to play without a racket
2) Every person in the crowd is allowed to bring one tennis ball, which they may throw onto the court to confuse the players
3) Each player will be followed by an instrumentalist who will provide a soundtrack for the player a la Peter and the Wolf.
4) Free tacos