E!'s B-list version of Paris Hilton, party girl Tara Reid, was robbed in a Spanish airport last Sunday of  $180,000 worth of jewels. Does Tara even wear jewels? I'm too busy staring at her bad boob job to notice. Apparently, while on location filming Wild on Tara, a wily masked man swooped down from a hand-made rope and snatched the jewels off her neck before fleeing on a giant white stallion. Not really. Someone snatched her bag off the luggage carousel. Tara is said to be hysterical over the loss. She'll (no doubt) drown her sorrows in a large frozen margarita and a hairy, partially-tattooed Latino man.