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Family Guy: Perfect Castaway

by Ryan j Budke, posted Sep 18th 2005 11:51PM

family_guy"This episode contains some animated nudity. Viewer discretion is advised."

Is it wrong that those words make me happy? I mean, I'm not talking that Hentai crap that Greg watches (sorry, inside joke, but the four people that read my column that would get that are probably cracking up) but something about knowing that Fox now has to warn people that you're about to view a cartoon butt so they won't be offended, is so redonkulous that it just makes me giggle. Yes, I did just make up a word. What'cha gonna do. So this is the infamous "hurricane episode" that Fox pulled from being the season premiere to allow the nation some "time to heal". Do you really think one week made a difference? On with the show.

It appears Peter is starting to suffer from the Homer Simpson syndrome and no longer has any kind of steady job so the's resorted to fishing to support the family. Unfortunately, he can't catch crap and things have gotten so bad that he's gonna have to put his staff down, Old Yeller style. He returns home to a family watching a very special episode of Gilmore Girls (come on, what self-respecting guy who watches Gilmore Girls hasn't had that fantasy?) At the Drunken Clam, Peg-Limb the Pirate tells Peter of a special area where the fish are plenty. At his sendoff with his family Peter makes the mistake of every horror movie and tells his family that he'll be right back, and sets off with the boys.

Their first night at sea, Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire play a game of "I Never" that ends horribly for Quagmire, since, well, there's not much he hasn't done. In the morning the fish are almost literally jumping in the boat and they catch a ton before Death shows up to share a beer with them. They unfortunately didn't check the weather and Hurrican RuPaul destroys their boat. The guys survive on a raft made from Quagmire's blow-up dolls and feast on Joe's legs, he wasn't using them. They suddenly spot an island and start paddling. Back at home, the families hold a funeral ceremony to commemorate the men's lives, with Mayor Adam West putting a very special touch on the proceedings by taking "an eye for an eye" and stabbing the ocean.

Many months pass and right as the guys decide to give in and have an orgy, they're rescued. Peter comes home to a very changed household when it's revealed that Lois married Brian who supported the family in Peter's absence. Even though their reunion is heartfelt, Lois feels wrong about leaving Brian after all he's done and she lets Peter know that she no longer thinks of him as her husband. After a pep talk from the guys at the Drunken Clam, Peter goes on a quest to win back. After some initial hesitation Lois falls for Peter's charm and they start a series of booty-calls. They last until Stewie reveals a tape of their activites to Brian. Brian, furious goes to confront them at the motel they're staying at when he overhears Lois telling Peter that she can't keep doing that to Brian. Brian, realizing Lois still loves Peter, breaks off their marriage and everything goes back to normal. The end.

Great episode. I think Family Guy is hitting it's stride and I love how it's really embracing it's irreverance. It had to skirt around some of the jokes that are commonplace now when it started 6 years ago, but we live in a different time now, you know one that has to warn of animated nudity, and it no longer has that problem. I'm glad that we're only on the second episode of the season and in the words of Joe: "BRING IT ON"

Pop Culture References of the Week:
Peter building a time machine out of a Delorean. "I never knew everyone in 1955 was on fire"
Stewie trying out for The Real World
The Hitchcock Presents profile in the window of Lois & Peter's motel window.

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Andrew

"Did anybody get the Ulrich refrence that Clevland made when they were getting off the boat?" I think it might be reffering to a Metallica member.

September 30 2005 at 12:09 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jason Anderson

I agree, great episode. But I think I was let down overall because of the less good American Dad that followed. After last week's genius duo of Family Guy and American Dad, I was kinda expecting it to get better. But hell, FG will always be funny. AD is usually hit or miss. Can't wait for next week as usual.

September 20 2005 at 5:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Arun

"This episode contains some animated nudity. Viewer discretion is advised." Thank you George Bush's FCC & Chairman Michael Powell. Thank you Conservative Republican Right Wing Nutjobs. There is a reason why the remote control was invented. USE it!

September 19 2005 at 6:52 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
anonymous

actually, being a fisherman IS his job -- when the toy store factory owner died, he had to find a new one; there's a whole episode about it and, unlike homer's many jobs, Peter's been a fisherman ever since . . . I forget the episode but it's definitely on one of the DVDs

September 19 2005 at 2:52 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Geoff

Did anybody get the Ulrich refrence that Clevland made when they were getting off the boat? I'm thinking that's Skeet Ulrich, but I don't know enough about him to really understand the joke.

September 19 2005 at 2:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ed

I loved how Peg-Limb the Pirate tells them about that fishing spot in great detail, then says that anyone who has ever seen it is dead. Also, nice use of the word redonkulous. My buddy Dave got me hooked on it last year and i can't not say it now.

September 19 2005 at 11:21 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
elizabeth

My favorite part was Stewie with his Milk Duds. . . "Ooh, bitch! You got jacked, bitch." The Real World audition was freakin' funny too. LOVED. IT.

September 19 2005 at 10:40 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
tr

to second the comment above, i loved when the old perverted guy started singing the ice cream truck song. it was so incredibly...creepy, and at the same time, hilarious! one thing: so is this the episode that was postponed, due to the reference of a hurricane? because then postponing this episode was stupid. "hurricane rupaul" was actually on the screen, causing damage for like 3 seconds. and fox was afraid that would offend people?

September 19 2005 at 10:10 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Steve Johnson

Don't forget the part where the creepy old guy tries to buy a vehicle he can "make look like an ice cream truck"....and then promptly starts singing the ice cream truck tune. That was almost as funny as the whole "Alien v. Predator" Blind Date sketch from Robot Chicken that aired last night.

September 19 2005 at 9:03 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Greg

What's wrong with Hentai??? It's cleaning Day on 23

September 19 2005 at 8:36 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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