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Figuring out Pamela Anderson

by Adam Finley, posted Sep 19th 2005 1:30PM

A lot of people will tell you that Pamela Anderson got where she is today by her boobs alone, but that isn't much of a revelation. It was clearly her body that secured her roles in shows like Baywatch and Home Improvement, but what has always confounded me about her is that she never seemed to desire what I imagine most buxom actresses do, which is to have attention diverted from their chest and garner some legitimate respect for their craft. Okay, maybe describing Pamela's line reading as "craft" is a bit of a stretch, but as I've tuned in and out of her career over the years I can't help but notice how boobcentric it's been, and clearly by her own choice. There's her current show, Stacked, whose title refers directly to Pam's voluptuous frame, and then there was her recent Comedy Central Roast, where she wore a black see-through shirt, no bra, and was, for all intents and purposes, topless. It makes me wonder if maybe the reason she's so busty is because her boobs actually have brains inside them that have made all of her career choices while "Pam" is merely a biological attachment at the mercy of her double-brained Boob Master. The simple answer here seems to be that Pam is just using what she has for the benefit of a public that doesn't expect too much from her. What I find odd is that she doesn't seem to expect much from herself, either.

 

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Emily

Maybe Pamela's tit-brains are trying to seize Ricardo's brain and he has lost the ability to communicate clearly.

September 19 2005 at 10:33 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Adam

Just to clarify, that's a different "Adam" in the previous post, not me. :)

September 19 2005 at 5:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Adam

Holy Crap. Post #1 is completely out there. I have know idea where to even begin translating and my best friend is dyslexic. Dude take an English class.

September 19 2005 at 3:34 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Emily

Have I just gone dyslexic? Can someone translate post #1 for me? Everytime I see PA I am going to think of the two giant brains controlling her life! LOL

September 19 2005 at 2:56 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ricardo

good firstly he/she wanted the pamela videos and later all the information of like it was their life for fa I trust you of contrary case I denounce them jajajaj joke they don't get angry

September 19 2005 at 2:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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