This week on The Surreal Life, Omarosa referred to herself as The Greatest Reality Television Villain ever. Oddly enough, Survivor's Jerri Manthey also referred to herself as The Greatest Reality Television Villain this week on Battle of the Network Reality Stars. Now, wait a second, ladies. You can't both hold the glorious title of The Greatest Reality Television Villain of all time. You know what this means? Cat Fight!!!!!

Alright, in this corner we have Omarosa from The Apprentice, weighing in at...I'm not sure, but she's pretty thin. And over here, we have Jerri Manthey from Survivor: Outback, also weighing in at an undisclosed weight....but also, very thin. Jerri is wearing the camouflaged trunks and Omarosa is in the sparkly pink trunks. Remember ladies, in this match it's not only okay to hit below the belt, but it's preferred.

Right away, Omarosa comes out swinging by accusing her fellow Apprentice applicant of using the n-word. Producers couldn't find any evidence of this and most people think Omarosa was lying. Falsely accusing someone of a serious racial slur on national TV is not nice at all. Three bitch slaps awarded to Omarosa.

Uh oh, but here's Jerri. She also accused a fellow castmate of something sinister -- smuggling beef jerky into the Outback. Ummm, now that's pretty crappy by Survivor standards, but nowhere near as bad as the N-word. Jerri's gonna have to really work hard if she wants to win this. One bitch slap awarded to Jerri.

And Omarosa, in the sparkly pink trunks, looks as bitchy as ever. She now appears to be intentionally lying to Kwame in the final episode of The Apprentice, which may have led to his firing. Two bitch slaps awarded to Omarosa.

But Jerri is attempting to fight her way back out of the corner. On the first season of The Surreal Life, some of her castmates describe her as annoying. Um, yeah. Not much of a comeback, Jerri. You're gonna have to do way more than that if you wanna win this title. Half a bitch slap awarded to Jerri.

But Omarosa is not slowing down at all. She looks as spry and as bitchy as ever. Oh, and she comes out swinging hard by calling Surreal Life castmate a Janice Dickinson a cracked-out whore and a bad mom, just minutes after Janice tearfully admits that she grew up with a pedophile father. Oh yowza. Four bitch slaps awarded to Omarosa.

Ding, ding, ding. Time is up. And it looks like the undisputed Greatest Reality Television Villian of all time is...Richard Hatch. Come on ladies, nobody's a better villain than Richard Hatch. Or a bigger bitch. He invented the Reality Television Villain. You can name call and cat fight all you want, but Richard managed to turn his evilness into a million dollar prize! Not only that, but he managed to trick good people into voting for him (a former Navy Seal even). And that's what separates plain old bitches from genuine villains -- intelligence and skill. Congrats Richard! Be sure to watch your back (knives approaching) and good luck with the IRS.