Night Stalker: Pilot
First reaction? Eh. They don't use anything from the original except the title and the names Kolchak and Vincenzo. Not the original theme (no theme song at all actually, unless you count some weird chime as a theme song - what is it with shows not having theme songs nowadays?), not the original name of the news bureau (the INS; here it's The Beacon), and leading man Stuart Townshend has all the personality and wit of a box of Triscuits.
His wife was murdered years ago, and now another murder has happened in the same way (a man's wife was dragged from her home into the desert).
Maybe I'm getting burned out on all the supernatural/mystery shows this year, but this bored me to tears. Actual tears (I'm drying them as I type this). It has all the horror cliches: the cute little girl who has seen things, the shaking door, the ominous musuc, the partners who clash. I don't really get why the people behind The X-Files have created something so derivative, so ho-hum, something that just makes you want to, I don't know, shrug.
I could buy this show. It has a pretty good vibe to it and it's well-photographed/directed, but the leads do nothing for me. Darren McGavin had an energetic wit and a rumpled persona that made the original very gritty and funny and almost a horror noir. This show is just so interchangable with all the other similar shows/movies that we've seen in the past 15 years. (There's one great scene in the pilot: a CGI of McGavin standing in the newspaper's office; that was fun.)
I don't really care in the bigger mystery (what happened to Kolchak's wife, the weird marks people have) or in this particular episode. And when you don't care about the plot, that's a pretty bad sign. But one episode does not a show make, so I'll check in next week. It's not terrible, just really disappointing. That's enough to get me to tune in again I guess, and make my Thursday night schedule (Survivor, Alias, Night Stalker, Everybody Hates Chris, ER) a living hell.

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