Breaking News: Tomkat Pregnant
Okay, the only way that I'm getting away with writing about this on a TV blog is that Katie Holmes was once on Dawson's Creek. And with that said...Katie is pregnant! Apparently, her fiance and resident space cadet, Tom Cruise, is the baby's daddy. Uhhhhh, congat-u-lations. I guess. (She whispers to Tom & Katie: Hey guys, you're taking this publicity stunt thing a bit too far.) And after seeing Tom's appearance on Oprah, I'm just hoping he's not in the delivery room. Because if he gets overly-excited, he might just push the doctor aside, catch the baby himself, and punt it across the room. You think I'm joking, but just wait -- he can only get crazier from here. Ah, Dawson...what has become of your beloved Joey?