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You can't fire me, I quit

by Adam Finley, posted Oct 7th 2005 11:22AM

Tyra BanksI like this. Anne over at B&C Beat proposes a new reality show she calls The Quitters. Rather than focusing on people who put up with reality show tyrants like Donald Trump, Martha Stewart, and Tyra Banks, this show would celebrate those who choose to pack it all in rather than face the abuse. Anne cites Cassandra, who refused to cut her hair an extra inch per Tyra's demands on America's Next Top Model. There was also Chuck on The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, who felt bad for failing his team and mentioned quitting. Of course, Martha saved him the trouble by giving him the boot. And just as an aside, why in that same episode did two people have to carry a wedding cake clear through a huge building and out to a van? Have these people never heard of carts? If the show were called The Quitters, that would have been the perfect time to end it. Just let the cake drop to the ground and walk away. Maybe stomp on it on the way out.

 

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Emily

Clint, this girl wouldn't allow her beautiful hair bound under a hairnet! This girl will marry very well then procede to make that man's life a living misery for as long as she can by reminding him she was a "Pageant Queen" and on TV. Poor guy.

October 09 2005 at 5:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Clint Johnson

A model that won't change her appearance for a gig? Once you're at the top of the heap maybe... but a nobody trying to get in? Well, as long as she is willing to make small changes she can probably find work waiting tables.

October 09 2005 at 2:45 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
JJ

Well, that was actually the only exciting part of that episode.

October 08 2005 at 9:24 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
tr

"Have these people never heard of carts?" i was thinking the same thing!!! i mean, they were in a culinary institute, i'm sure there were carts available. but i guess easily wheeling a wedding cake down the hall, into an elevator, to a van isn't as exciting as "YOU'RE SIDE IS TOO LOW! LIFT IT UP!"

October 07 2005 at 11:52 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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