I've found my Christmas card for this year. Actually, it's not intended for Christmas, as these cards are actually part of a promotion from PETA and China Telecom as a way to speak out against the fur industry in China, which is apparently the largest fur-producing nation. The cards feature a naked (for all intents and purposes) Pamela Anderson, who I'm pretty sure angrily shakes off any clothes, fur or not, that are put on her, like a dog shaking off a hat. The woman likes to be naked, people, we can't stop it. (Amen. -- Ed)