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America's Next Top Model: Episode 7

by Lacy Hall, posted Oct 27th 2005 2:50PM
model kyleWhen did Kyle's boobs get so big and when did she get so dumb? I swear, the boobies were smaller and she was smarter in last week's episode. I guess that is what happens with clever editing. And what was this week's big lesson? Big boobs and being dumb gets you no where. It gets you eliminated from the show and it sends you back to your job at Dairy Queen. (Dairy Queen? I mean, honestly, she can't get an old rich dude to take care of her?)  

Yup, Kyle got the shaft this week and I'm not making a clever reference to the classic film character and/or a large penis. Nope, she quite literally got the shaft when she was eliminated. I really don't feel too bad about it. I didn't have any feelings either way towards Kyle. Quite frankly, she's just a hot dumb girl and hot dumb girls don't really incite a lot of emotion from me. Apparently, not from the judges either and that's why she got sent home. I shrug my shoulders with apathy. No more Kyle...I'll live.

There were two photo shoots this week and Tyra proved herself quite the little make-up artist/creative director. Those black and white photos looked amazing. But then again, they were done by Tyra and everything that Tyra does is perfect. She probably even poops perfect.

I liked the military-commando-slogging-through-the-mud thing they did this week before they went on their go-sees with ELLEgirl. But what is it with all the complaining? So, they were covered in smelly mud...so what? It wasn't horse shit. Why do these bitches have to complain so much? Of course, no complaining from Lisa, who actually relished the mud bath. And that's why she won the competition and got a private session with a pro stylist. If these girls don't start bringing it, then Lisa is going to win this competition. She's not even that pretty, but she's fierce.

I didn't care so much for the pin-up girl photo shoot. I love pin-up girls, but nobody left on the show really has too many curves (because they already eliminated the big-assed girls). I thought the photos looked kinda boring. Lesbian Kim's photo was surprisingly good. Who knows? Maybe she will be able to pull it off. I still don't think she's gonna win, but she certainly keeps inching through.

During elimination the girls were told to go into the other room and pick out a sexy outfit. But nobody looked that sexy (minus Jayla). They all played it really safe and did the whole "I'm just lying around the house waiting for my boyfriend to get home, so we can snuggle" kinda thing. That's fine, but I think Tyra was looking for the "my boyfriend is outta town and I'm gonna hit the club with my favorite bitches and get free drinks from cute college boys" kinda thing. And none of them had that (minus Jayla). Kyle's outfit was plain dumb (just like her) and I loved Miss J's, "that's so housewife" comment. And speaking of Miss J, he finally got a blowout! Thank God. Last week's hair was beat. It's much better now. But still, I gotta say, he's got the worst hair for any gay black man I've ever seen.

So Kyle is gone. Wait...has anybody noticed that whomever Kim hangs out with, they get sent home that week? Strange, but true. You know how leprechauns are supposed to be lucky? Well maybe, lesbians are unlucky? I don't have any scientific proof, but I'm sure I can fabricate some sort of evidence. Like, 88% of lesbians lose their rent money every time they go to the race track. Yup, that works. I successfully fabricated evidence. So it's official, lesbians are unlucky charms.

Next week, the girls hang out with the Jackass crew minus Bam and Johnny Knoxville, the two hot ones. Sigh, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.   

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love jayla

i dun realli care bout anyting.. JAYLA is fricken HOT.. dats pretty much all i have to say.. even wen shes mad she looks so HOT. i saw da episode last night wen she said" u stupid bitch" damn i have never seen any1 look so hot while sayin dat. so yea all i have to say is that JAYLA is fricken hot.hot.hot.hot.hot.hot.hot.hot.hot.HOT.

November 03 2005 at 10:48 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ErricZ

Wow, J, it's a blog -- about "just another" idiotic reality TV show -- get over it!

November 02 2005 at 2:36 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
j

Post your spoilers then. I'll read another website. Simple enough.

November 01 2005 at 2:26 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Rico

Well golly. It's good to see that people can still take creative criticism, and use it to their advantage to better themselves both professionally and creatively. If your attitude continues to be one of "This is how I write, screw you people who contribute to our revenue", then maybe TVSquad.com can make the writers' names more prominent in the leads, thereby making it easier for us to skip certain bloggers' posts.

October 28 2005 at 3:55 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lacy Hall

Hmmmm, I've thought about this spoiler thing and while I understand both arguments...I'm gonna have to stick to my guns and just keep on post-show spoiling. I still don't consider 15 hours after the air-time a spoiler though. I say that once the show has aired, it is the responsibility of the reader, not the blogger, to shield your eyes from such things. Plus, I don't write my recaps to be strictly recaps of the show from beginning to end. I put whatever i find most interesting on the top of the post...sorta like I'm gossiping to my girlfriends about the show the next day, which is also an inverted pyramid. I like to give my opinion about the show and I love it when people tell me what they thought of last night's episode too. Plus, I don't always put the elimination at the beginning...I only do it when it's the most interesting thing. See: http://www.tvsquad.com/2005/10/12/not-done-americas-next-top-model-episode-5/ I too have DVR and so I don't watch a lot of shows until 2 or three days after they have aired. And it's my job to look at entertainment news websites every day, but I make a point to squint my eyes whenever I see things like "The Donald fired BLANK." Sometimes I see a "spoiler" and I just say "oh well, my fault for not watching it yet." I still find the show entertaining to watch because, quite frankly, I think the elimination is sometimes the most lackluster part of a show. But lastly, our blogs are unfiltered and uncensored which means we don't have policies on such things, which is why this is such a rad place to work. Our bloggers are allowed to do "what they think is best," which is great because it creates variety. If you don't like me as a blogger then maybe one of our other bloggers can tickle your fancy. I would kill myself if my boss made us all write things in the same way and I think the readers would hate it too. And J, trust me...all the bloggers get crap from the readers from time to time. It's just part of the job. You can't make everybody happy all the time and why would you ever freaking want to.

October 28 2005 at 1:09 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
j

Gotta agree with Rico and itsy - no spoilers on the main page. Lots of people have tivo's and watch this stuff days later. Seriously, is there a feedback system for the quality of writers on these blogs? You're the only one I ever see getting berated by your readers.

October 28 2005 at 11:12 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
itsy

It's NOT unreasonable for readers to ask that spoilers be kept off the main page...even for a stupid show that aired hours before the entry was posted. Other contributers on the site do it. So why be defensive about what seems to be a loose policy here? And as you say, it's just a blog so there's no need to stick to the journalism credo of the "inverted pyramid."

October 28 2005 at 4:31 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Rico

re: Lacy Look, I likes my TV watching and all, but fact of the matter is I just bought a house, and I'm up to my eyeballs in repairs and maintenance, as well as the regular crap at work. In other words, I have a life, just like everybody else. I know people who Tivo everything during the week, then catch up on the weekends. And yes, it is a spoiler if you mention how the episode ends. I know you're not blurting out about what the "security system" in Lost is, or saying something about how Jerry, George, Elaine & Kramer get convicted and go to jail, but you are telling me who loses in this episode. In a competitive reality show, half the pleasure a viewer gets out of each installment is seeing who gets to go home, and you know that. Be it a slow, steady process, or a surprise elimination, knowing who gets kicked off before I get to watch the preceding 40 minutes just totally sucks the wind out of my sails. All I'm saying is that you have readers who would like the main page to be untainted. Hell, you have a special entry called "Spoilers Anonymous" for people who WANT to know how a show ends before it's aired to go and read to their heart's content. But they're not on the main page.

October 27 2005 at 6:21 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jena

Is it just me, or does anyone else think having Miss J on the panel just doesn't work. (S)he never has anything constructive to say -- just snide one-liners that may or may not make any sense. Sure, the housewife observation hit the mark, but "those eyes go through me like prunes"? Eeew. What does that even mean? Miss J needs to retire the giant corsage and go back to runway coaching for these girls.

October 27 2005 at 3:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Emily

Ok, Kim managed to look like a girl this week. She still can't walk and she has no presence as a model. Sorry to say that even with a corset that pushes all the goods to the top, she still couldn't manage to create any cleavage. I thought Kyle would make it to the final three with Jayla and Lisa. Loved the dig Nigel put in about Lisa looking old. (Must be the booze.) She is definitely the one I love to hate. As for post #1 - I start looking for the ANTM post the next morning to get someone else's opinion on the show. I thought I heard somewhere that ANTM is top rated, but I can't find anyone else at work or friends that watch it (or admit to it, anyway.)

October 27 2005 at 3:58 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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