William Shatner's kidney: Where no man has gone before
Star Trek alum William Shatner, who played sci-fi icon Captain James T. Kirk, wants his kidney stone back -- so he can auction it off on eBay. Shatner apparently thinks his kidney stone will appeal to fans who want the "ultimate piece of Star Trek memorabilia". I can pretty much guarantee you, if you're the type of Star Trek fanboy who would think it's really keen to have William Shatner's kidney stone in a jar next to all your unopened Star Trek collectible figures: this will never, ever, make you more appealing to the opposite sex.
Imagine: you actually have a date, and she (or he, let's not be presumptuous here) has actually come back to your sweet digs in mom's basement for a nightcap. Just as you swoop in to make your big move, your date spies The Jar on your shelf. "Um, what's that?" If you can think of a way to explain you are the proud owner of William Shatner's kidney stone in a way that still gets you laid, you're a better actor than he is.