I'll never forgive Chuck Norris. In the early 90s, I was really enjoying a CBS show called Raven, and then all of the sudden the show was canceled and replaced by Norris' Walker, Texas Ranger (coincidentally, another martial arts show like Raven, only with cowboy hats). This web site collects 30 random facts about the movie and television star, including:

• Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris? Pain.
• Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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