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30 Facts about Chuck Norris

by Bob Sassone, posted Nov 18th 2005 10:58AM

Chuck NorrisI'll never forgive Chuck Norris. In the early 90s, I was really enjoying a CBS show called Raven, and then all of the sudden the show was canceled and replaced by Norris' Walker, Texas Ranger (coincidentally, another martial arts show like Raven, only with cowboy hats). This web site collects 30 random facts about the movie and television star, including:

  • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris? Pain.
  • Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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The one person that Chuck Norris won't roundhouse kick: Trey Anastasio, his music geek younger half-brother OK, they're not realted, but they do lok alike and SNL once made fun of it.

November 18 2005 at 3:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

Be aware that there are Mr T and Vin Diesel lists too. http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty Some of them are really rather funny.

November 18 2005 at 12:27 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

I laughed so hard I cried....excellent...

November 18 2005 at 11:23 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lacy Hall

ha ha ha...this is awesome. Thanks Bob for starting my Friday off with a laugh. This will surely carry me through the weekend.

November 18 2005 at 10:42 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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