Note to Self: Buy more hair dye

apainter: Oh... that makes more sense: Anderson in N.O.

That's a smaller shot of a larger picture that I saw as a Print Ad in Newsweek. He's sitting on the side of a guardrail in New Orleans. Very classy I thought.

What his boyfriend wants for dinner?

"Dear Mom, Gee, thanks for the Gloria Vanderbilt Stretch Jeans. Obviously you put a LOT of thought in my Christmas present! You're never going to forgive me for bumping Aaron Brown off CNN, are you? AC(DC)"

Clearly he is practicing the ancient art of haiku. A look at his notepad reveals his latest masterpiece. Anna Johns, blogger Why does she hate me so much I'm just being me That Anderson is a sensitive guy.

Mumbles to self as he scratches on pad: "Yes, Mr. McClellan. President Bush doesn't hate black- OH COME ON!"

"OH, it's toner THEN moisturizer..."

"Hello, Crest? Yeah, I got this number from the tube. My question is: my wife puts on the toothpaste first and then wets the brush whereas I wet the brush and then put on the paste. What's your stance?"

"Yeah, that's right--pepperoni and double anchovies. And tell that driver if he doesn't get here in thirty minutes or less, well, I've got fifteen minutes to kill on the next show and a few ideas. I'm Anderson Cooper, b*tch."