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All Bob wants for Festivus

by Bob Sassone, posted Dec 8th 2005 11:44AM
  • Bruce CampbellA law passed that bans Nancy Grace and Star Jones from television forever.
  • A great ending for Alias. And by "great ending" I mean Michael Vartan returns, Vaughn isn't dead, Will comes back, and the currently storyline is wrapped up.
  • Arrested Development to continue. I don't care how they do it. FOX changing its mind, Showtime picking up the show, syndication, the cast coming over to my living room and performing it for me. Whatever.
  • Another law passed, that says that networks can only have one reality show on per year.
  • The following shows released on DVD: Kate and Allie, Private Eye, Ed, and The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. 
  • The team from Design on a Dime or Divine Design to come over to my apartment and give me a makeover. (But first, I need the team from House Hunters to find me a new apartment.)
 

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Kink

That has to be the single most idiotic suggestion for an Alias ending ever Jankava. I think you'd be surprised to learn that a substantial number of Alias fans would find that exact scenario beyond reprehensible. Crossovers as a general rule are neither kosher nor entirely cohesive. Also when you consider that many Alias fans view Lost as the reason for Alias downfall, and also earmark Lost as the reason for the abandonment of Alias by JJ Abrams, it is highly unlikely that any tie ins with Lost in an Alias finale would be met with anything other than a great deal of hatred. I think it not only necessary but an out and out requirement that the two remain separate. The link between the two should remain, always and forever, as the absentee landlord JJ Abrams. Should those Alias writers see fit to reward the last diehard fans with any sense of loyalty and closure they will bring back the reason why so many people abandoned the show this season, Vartan. They will do so in a plausible way and additionally they should bring back, as has been rumored, Irina, Will and Allison (aka the Francinator / Evil Francie). If that means we get to jump back in time (possibly reinventing the Rambaldi machine as a device of time travel) to the Best Girl Fight Ever at the end of season two and then go from there then so be it.

December 10 2005 at 3:49 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jankava

I want Alias to end by the characters going to a reunion and getting on a plane from Australia and the cast of Lost seen in the backgroung in line with them.

December 08 2005 at 6:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
CJ

How about: If a show with a serial-type storyline must be allowed to wrap up its stories if the series is cancelled.

December 08 2005 at 5:36 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jeff

can i add a wish that "The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd" makes it to DVD before i die!

December 08 2005 at 5:08 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
sanna

According to "Ask Ausiello" over at Tvguide she (as in Lena Olin) will return, but he doesn't say when. And below the "will Lena return" question is this: Question: Anything big planned for Alias' 100th episode? Ausiello: More like huge. I don't know the specifics yet, but I hear producers are pulling out all the stops (read: bringing back all your faves) for the milestone episode, which starts shooting on Feb. 22. Oh, and a little birdie just told me the exact day Michael Vartan's Aussie action flick, Rogue, wraps: Feb. 10. Talk about perfect timing.

December 08 2005 at 2:08 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Seth

Can we expand that Alias entry to include the return of Spy-Momma Lena Olin and the (extended) return of Sark?

December 08 2005 at 12:48 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
gwangi

Yeah I think I will pick up Seaquest with some returns or giftcards.

December 08 2005 at 12:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Evadne

Man, I want House Hunters on DVD. Now that's a show I can get behind.

December 08 2005 at 12:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Elliott

It's a Festivus Miracle!! Thank you gwangi, wherever you are!

December 08 2005 at 12:24 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
gwangi

Happy days to all! Seaquest DSV Season 1 http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/releaseinfo.cfm?ReleaseID=5291 Brisco County Junior http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=4615

December 08 2005 at 12:16 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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