Quick, raise your hand if you watched the Miss World Pageant! No one? Okay, then, raise your hand if you care who won! Yeah, that's what I thought. Nonetheless, I feel obliged to report, since she no doubt spent many hours in the gym, adjusting her cleavage, and getting her makeup and highlights done, that Miss Iceland, Unnur Birna Vilhjalmsdottir (say that three times fast before you've had your morning caffeine fix!) won the coveted title on Friday. So, yay Iceland!
Miss Iceland is a part-time police officer in her real-life who wants to be a lawyer, so don't even think about getting handsy with her just because she paraded around in front of the, well, the entire world apparently - though I'm not sure if anyone actually watched - in her finest bathing suit and evening apparel. I have no idea what her special talent was, or if they even have the talent portion of the pageant these days, but really - wasn't the talent part and the part where they have to answer questions and sound reasonably intelligent really just to disguise the fact that they're parading women around like meat and picking winners based on physical attributes? When's the last time you saw a plus-size, software engineer or rocket scientist as Miss World? I'm just saying.
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