Tom Cruise v Cartman

Most of this story rests with Tom Cruise being a whiney little bitch, so chances are it's going to happen. Way back in 1997, when Tom Cruise was married to a young Hollywood bombshell and had a newborn child, someone accused him of being homosexual. At the time, it was a trashy checkout magazine and it wasn't meant to be serious. Flash forward to 2005 -- Tom Cruise is engaged to one of Hollywood's rising stars, who's pregnant with his "seed", and a trashy TV show repeatedly pleaded for him to "come out of the closet." The show was South Park (anyone surprised?), and the episode in question was the November 16th "Trapped in the Closet".
Over at FindLaw, Julie Hilden runs down the pros and cons of Tom Cruise suing South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and even Comedy Central/Viacom. She actually makes it sound like a good idea, so I guess the boys better watch themselves. Man, condemned by two crazy church officials in one week ... They're on a roll.