The star system is currently undergoing maintenance, so I'll award the following stars once it's back in action. Promise!

Last week we had three entries as part of our 12 Days of Festivus. Here are the top picks for each shot:

Image #1
3 stars to Tammy: "On the 23rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 23 Trojans defending."
2 stars to Tweaq: "You got me a tie?"
1 star to Brent: "Liar! You did win that year's supply of condoms!"

Image #2
3 stars to Porchland: "Assistant Santa. Assistant to the Santa. Assistant Santa."
2 stars to Brent: "Is my tounge touching my nose? I know I am close this time!"
1 star to Tammy: "You like the ears? I got them on eBay for only $3,800. The left one has a real piece of Mr. Spock's ear wax in it!"

Image #3
3 stars to Brent: "Here you go Tom and Kate Cruise. One baby boy just like you ordered."
2 stars to Tweaq: "I'll take this one, he should decorate nicely."
1 star to sugar: "Super heros don't need no stinking yule logs - we use people...muhahahaha, muhahahaha."

Whew! Here's this week's entry, from Two and a Half Men, just in time for Festivus (yes, today is Festivus!)