Are you as curious about Dick Clark as I am?
OK, I've got my New Year's Eve plans pretty much set: a dinner with a friend
(I think), the crucial Giants-Raiders game at 8 (if the Giants win that, they win the division), and a peek into
New Year's Rockin' Eve. I don't usually turn into the ABC spectacular until right before midnight,
but this year my curiosity has been piqued. America has not seen Dick Clark since he suffered a stroke in 2004, and he
has not even shown up for publicity photos for this
year's edition, which will be co-hosted by Ryan Seacrest and Hillary Duff. As you can see by the photo, Clark's head
has been fairly obviously Photoshopped onto someone else's tuxedoed body. But he will be there, live,
according to ABC.So, what will Dick look and sound like this New Year's Eve? Is anyone else going to tune in because of this? Or am I the only morbidly curious a-hole here? Let me know in the comments.

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