Paris Hilton is her own gossip magazine

Two different lawsuits allege that Paris Hilton likes to tell lies to the media about people she doesn't like. One lawsuit, brought on by diamond-heiress Zeta Graff, claims that Hilton flat-out lied to the New York Post about her. In July, Hilton was quoted as saying Graff, the former girlfriend of Paris' then-fiance, went "berserk" at a night club and threatened strangle the hotel heiress and steal her diamond necklace. Graff says the actual altercation only included a threat from Paris, saying, "I'm going to destroy you." Ha, ha. That's funny. Paris' former spokesperson is on Graff's side. He reportedly said in a deposition that Paris asked him to plant the story. Oh, these crazy heiresses and the way they think anyone actually cares what they have to say! The second lawsuit comes from a promoter who says Paris bad-mouthed him to the media and threatened his life. He's seeking a restraining order. Hilton's spokesperson says that Paris is, in fact, the victim in all of this.