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And I Quote: the best one-liners of the week
by Bob Sassone, posted Jan 6th 2006 5:32PM
"Although, as an avid watcher of the Oscars, I can't help but be a little disappointed
with the choice. It appears to be another sad attempt to smoke out Billy Crystal." - Jon Stewart, on being the new
host of The Academy Awards. - "I don't know why, but don't ever say that phrase to me again." - Jason, to Bobby, doing laundry and asking, "can I piggy-back on your load?", on Four Kings.
- "Why do I have to pay $35 to get into my own house?" - Top 10 Things Elvis Would Say If He Were Alive Today, on The Late Show With David Letterman.
