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Subtle Subtitles

by Keith McDuffee, posted Jan 6th 2006 10:26AM
Last week's winners:

1 star to Brent: "Seriously officer it's this big. Damn thing is like a lead foot on the gas pedal."
2 stars to ThatJamie: "Come on, zip me up. I won't even grab you this time."
3 stars to MW: "Officer Jenkins would never live down the fact that he was the one who ended up in jail that cold, November night."

This week, a scene from the season premiere of Scrubs:
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Jamie

"Please, I promise to use the bedpan next time."

January 09 2006 at 11:15 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Eric B

I'm sorry sir, we have intelligence stating there is oil inside you. I must attack!

January 07 2006 at 10:55 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Grant

"This will teach you to mess with our season premiere"

January 06 2006 at 5:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Roger Rees

Instead of going to his Bedside Manner seminar, Dr. Dorian spent his afternoon watching a rerun of Eddie Murphy Raw on TBS. Turns out, he really needed some instruction.

January 06 2006 at 5:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Canton

"Relax, sir. This is just a toy we confiscated from the pediatric ward. Really."

January 06 2006 at 5:07 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jamie

Like most things, the Doctor-Veteranarian exchange program looked good only on paper.

January 06 2006 at 4:07 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
brian

Patch Adams is a prick!

January 06 2006 at 4:05 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Canton

"I developed this procedure myself, Mr. Farnsworth, and I really do consider it to be my magnum opus."

January 06 2006 at 3:56 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jen Segrest

I take it back! I'm sorry I said Abba was crappy band!

January 06 2006 at 2:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Emily


Dr: "I'm here to help with that constipation problem."

Patient: "I'm good now!"

January 06 2006 at 2:39 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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