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"Don't bury me. I'm coming back."

by Keith McDuffee, posted Jan 9th 2006 11:34PM
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the mullets castSo said the dying wishes of the late Johannas Pope of Cincinnati, Ohio. So, when Ms. Pope died on a hot, blistering August in 2003, what's the next logical thing Johannas's caretaker did with her body when she died? Why, she sat her in front of the TV, of course -- for two-and-a-half years.

Unfortunately for the family members living downstairs, the air conditioning did not preserve her body as nicely as they (and any passers-by) may have liked. No doubt, having UPN tuned in during the premiere of The Mullets helped keep her soul very, very far away.

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Emily

How very Faulkner-esque.

January 10 2006 at 11:32 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jason Anderson

Um.... ew?

January 10 2006 at 5:39 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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