David Hasselhoff = Single Man

David Hasselhoff announced today that he was divorcing his wife of 16 years. In other news, thousands of German women were hospitalized due to fainting from excitement.

The former Baywatch and Knight Rider star and his wife Pamela Bach have cited irreconcilable differences, yet they've agreed to an "amicable settlement." The couple has two teenage daughters. Now as much of a parody of himself as Hasselhoff has become, it's still kind of sad to see a Hollywood marriage that actually lasted 16 years fall apart. Especially since there's kids in the picture. No details on the custody of the children were released.