TV Squad Live Blogging: Golden Globes red carpet
7:54: These red carpet arrival shows reach a point where you feel like you want to take a shower, kill someone, or just change the channel. I'm going to do the latter.
7:53: Guiliana says that Mizrahi can touch Scarlet Johansson's boob because he's gay.
7:39: Steven Spielberg has arrived. If Mizrahi asks him about his underwear...
7:35: They cut off Reese Witherspoon! Now we'll never know who she's going to thank first if she wins.
7:33: Quote of the Night: Mizrahi, to Queen Latifah: "Speaking of chocolate/vanilla swirl, what kind of underwear are you wearing?"
7:32: Queen Latifah wants Clooney too. She wants to do a "chocolate/vanilla swirl."
7:25: Mizrahi just asked Gwyneth Paltrow why she likes living in London. I was sooo hoping she'd say "because you don't live there."
7:24: All the stars say they are going home after the awards. Is anyone going to any of the parties?
7:21: Marcia Cross is allergic to dogs? You learn something new every day.
7:20: Charlize Theron looks 8 1/2 feet tall.
7:18: BREAKING NEWS: Jessica Alba is wearing underwear tonight. I repeat, Jessica Alba is wearing underwear.
7:17: I feel like changing the channels to something that's a little more like investigatve journalism compared to this. Maybe The Insider or Access Hollywood.
7:12: Pierce Brosnan. Thank God he shaved the Colonal Sanders facial hair.
7:10: Oh, Nicolette Sheridan is here tonight. Whatever.
7:04: Now she's talking to Paul Giamatti about Clooney. She's the worst interviewer since...well, Isaac Mizrahi about 3 minutes ago.
7:03: Gah. There's still an hour to go with this coveage. Help me.
7:00: First rule of interviewing someone: don't spend most of the time talking about someone else. Guiliana is interviewing David Straithairn and talking and talking and talking about how hot George Clooney is. Straithairn looks like he'd rather be getting a colonosopy.
6:59: Now this could be breaking news, considering it comes from Zach Braff: he's not sure if NBC loves Scrubs and says ABC is interesting in it? Huh.
6:57: Guiliana: "Everyone at home is saying shut up!" about her singing. Yes Guisella, we are.
6:56: Oh, it's Giuliana, not Guisella.
6:55: I see that Natalie Portman has joined the Winona Ryder Fan Club.
6:51: Mizrahi just about ignored Grant Heslov completely.
6:49: George Clooney to Mizrahi: "You have a trainer? Really?"
6:47: There are 17 cameras covering these red carpet arrivals? My God.
6:45: I'm beginning to really like Seacrest. He has this world weary, I don't really want to be here thing going tonight, and even just said something about "I was watching E's 10 hours of coverage today..." Heh.
6:44: Ethan Suplee in a tux? Just as odd to see, especially since his Earl and Boy Meets World roles never allowed for dress up.
6:40: Tim Robbins has the hair of a homeless person.
6:37: Did Mizrahi actually just ask Eva Longoria is she was shaved "down there?" Sometimes I hate my job.
6:35: There's something odd about seeing Jason Lee, in full Earl hair and mustache, wearing a tux.
6:34: I think Seacrest wants to punch Mizrahi.
6:31: Nicollette Sheridan has cancelled her appearance tonight. This is what E! considers "breaking news."
6:31: Seacrest keeps cutting off Mizrahi's interviews. Must be a timing/sound thing, but I don't mind.
6:30: Oh, this is nice: celebs don't eat that much on awards show day. Something for the kids to copy.6:29: Mizrahi just looked down Hatcher's dress. Oh, that could have been a Janet Jackson moment.
6:26: If Mizrahi doesn't stop asking what underwear the celebs are wearing (right now, Teri Hatcher), I'm going to projectile vomit.
6:25: Seacrest just read my mind, re: Lisa Rinna. "Wow."
6:21: Showing flashbacks of award show fashions past. What, there aren't enough celebs and fashion tonight?
6:18: Motorola must be happy: Virginia Madsen just held up her cell phone to show a pic of her son. (Sorry, no phone # was shown.)
6:17: Mizrahi is trying to pick up Eric Bana. Hey, he forgot about Clooney already?
6:11: I think I found tonight's "trend" they were wondering about earlier: breasts.
6:10: Anne Hathaway. She's really changed since The Beverly Hillbillies days.
6:08: Mizrahi: "What kind of underwear are you wearing?" Ugh. So far, Seacrest is the only host I can stand tonight.
6:06: Matthew Fox and his wife have been married for 14 years. Second stupid question of the night: "What's your secret?" Surprisingly, it involves ketchup.
6:05: Camryn Manheim says she looks beautiful.
6:04: I'm not quite sure, but I think Isaac Mizrahi wants to do George Clooney really badly.
6:03: Only Boston area fans will understand this: Guisella (sp?) looks exactly like meteorologist J.C. Monahan with long hair.
6:02: Ryan Seacrest is hosting? They're putting him to work quickly.
5:59: What trends are there tonight? By definition, can one night produce trends?
5:52: First stupid question of the night, to Jeff Daniels: "How do you go from doing Dumb and Dumber to The Squid and the Whale?" Um, well, he didn't. There were several years in between.
5:51: Wow, is that Kristin from E! Online? Whoa. Talk about golden globes.