The Five: Reasons I'll watch American Idol
As I mentioned
yesterday, I have a love-hate relationship with American Idol. I hate Ryan Seacrest, product placement, crappy
singers, and the cruelty of the whole thing. I bitch and moan about the show and roll my eyes, yet I can't turn away. I
MUST WATCH AMERICAN IDOL. So, to follow up yesterday's post, here are The Five: Reasons I'll watch American Idol (even
though it pisses me off):5. Simon. While I think some of the aspects of this show are cruel, I dig Simon. Sometimes I swear Paula and Randy are deaf. I know that, when I'm at home berating someone's performance, Simon is going to say something that will perfectly sum it up. He won't sugar-coat it. And I like that. Yes, it's being mean for the sake of being mean, which totally contradicts my contention that the show is cruel. And that, my friends, sums up my love-hate relationship with AI. I hate the cruelty. But I love it.
4. The auditions. I love to judge people. It makes me feel better about myself when I can laugh at a person who truly thinks he or she is a superstar and they really, really suck. No need to tell me so in comments, I am well aware that I am a very bad person.
3. Emotional attachment. They suck me in. During season two, I was a huge Clay Aiken fan (not so much anymore). I loved to watch him grow and improve with each performance. And, who didn't cry when Kelly Clarkson had to sing that "One Moment" song? I love that chick. The emotional attachment is probably why I hate to watch the results show because I can't take the pressure!
2. Watercooler chat. So many people watch this show that, when I miss an episode, I feel like I've missed out on some major event in Americana.
1. Bo Bice. Ok, I'm not watching specifically for Bo Bice, I am watching for the great, undiscovered talent that can't help but stand out in the competition. People like Bo Bice, Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, Fantasia Barrino, Carrie Underwood and Ruben Studdard would never, ever get a fat recording contract because they don't "fit the mold".
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