TiVo, I'm breaking up with you
Dear TiVo,What I am about to say may come as a surprise, because we have spent three wonderful years together. There really were some good times. Remember when you thought I would like Rikki Lake because I had a season pass to Survivor and American Idol? We had a good laugh then, didn't we? I'll never forget the first time you remembered to record Scrubs for me when I couldn't make it home in time to watch. And, how about the time we upgraded our satellite to a dual input and you really got to show off how you could record two shows while we watched something from the Now Playing List? That was unforgettable.
Unfortunately, our good times are now few and far between. It's been months since you've recorded two programs at once, because you decided to stop recognizing the second signal. TiVo, you know I shouldn't have to choose between The Office and CSI. Often, you stop speaking to
The final straw in our tumultuous relationship came last night. As you have been prone to do lately, you decided to reset yourself. In the middle of 24. The reset hosed the first hour-and-a-half of the two-hour show. Now I'm left to wonder where the hell the hobbit came from. I can't even imagine how violent I'd get if you decided to pull that same stunt during a new episode of Lost.
That is why we have to break up. I just placed my order for the new DVR from DirecTV. Soon, your home will be in the garage, where you'll bunk with the VCR and the bread machine. It's been a wild ride, TiVo, but you just can't keep up with my needs anymore. I will miss your "ba-beep, ba-beep, ba-beep" sound.
Fondly,
Anna

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