I'd like to see Debbie Gibson perform vascular surgery
Oh, sorry, that's Deborah Gibson.
We've had Dancing With The Stars, then that VH-1 show where famous people sang, and now we're
annoyed by forced to watch infected with entertained
by Skating With Celebrites. I think they should keep going with this idea.
- Celebrity Surgery: This one sort of brings those CSI shows together with reality TV. Each celebrity is paired with a world-class surgeon, and the team that gets the best score wins the grand prize, maybe $100,000 to get some plastic surgery for themselves. The judges can be doctors from Cedars-Sinai. If they won't do it, Paris Hilton and Bob Saget.
- Wackiest Celebrity Porn Videos: Celebs team up with a real porn star to make home videos. Videos are judged by the quality of the direction, how grainy the film is, and stamina. Judges? Paris Hilton again. And Tommy Lee, of course.
- Celebrity Charades: Oh wait, this one is real.