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I'd like to see Debbie Gibson perform vascular surgery

by Bob Sassone, posted Jan 19th 2006 3:23PM

Dancing With The StarsOh, sorry, that's Deborah Gibson.

We've had Dancing With The Stars, then that VH-1 show where famous people sang, and now we're being annoyed by forced to watch infected with entertained by Skating With Celebrites. I think they should keep going with this idea.

  • Celebrity Surgery: This one sort of brings those CSI shows together with reality TV. Each celebrity is paired with a world-class surgeon, and the team that gets the best score wins the grand prize, maybe $100,000 to get some plastic surgery for themselves. The judges can be doctors from Cedars-Sinai. If they won't do it, Paris Hilton and Bob Saget.
  • Wackiest Celebrity Porn Videos: Celebs team up with a real porn star to make home videos. Videos are judged by the quality of the direction, how grainy the film is, and stamina. Judges? Paris Hilton again. And Tommy Lee, of course.
  • Celebrity Charades: Oh wait, this one is real

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Chip

The possibilities are endless. Celebrity Dentistry where a star and their dentist perform fillings on other celebrities. Just watching them try to do the shots of novicane will be worth the price. Judging will be based on: lowering the scores for the pain inflicted, abcesses created and high scores for quality of work.

January 23 2006 at 1:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Tyson

Hey, we've been treated to plastic surgery stories with the stars. How about some more mundane medical procedures like Colon Purging With The A-List. Heck, we all know most of them are full of...well, anyway just a thought. I think it would blow the Neilson's through the roof, as well as paint Hollywood brown.

January 21 2006 at 12:25 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Tyson

Hey, we've been treated to plastic surgery stories with the stars. How about some more mundane medical procedures like Colon Purging With The A-List. Heck, we all know most of them are full of...well, anyway just a thought. I think it would blow the Neilson's through the roof, as well as paint Hollywood brown.

January 21 2006 at 12:17 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
D

How about using REAL celebrities? Not these washed up hasbeens or wannabees, or never was's. At least I would watch that.
These losers are like crack addicts craving another "hit" of attention. Their depraved producers & agents preying on them, keeping them high...on themselves.
Ahh the decline of civilization at it's finest!

January 21 2006 at 12:02 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
lmb

Celebrity Paparazzi? Celebrities would have to pair up with their nemesis, and follow around and annoy OTHER celebrities.

January 21 2006 at 9:45 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Canton

Celebrity Sweatshop: Celebrities spend a month working in a sweatshop (duh), doing piecework (the easier to quantify productivity) and trying to survive on minimal wages. Judged by the Sam Walton heirs.

Incendiary but alliterative.

January 19 2006 at 4:37 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Emily

How about celebrity spelling bees? They could team up with 3rd graders.

January 19 2006 at 3:40 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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