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Subtle Subtitles

by Keith McDuffee, posted Jan 20th 2006 11:33AM
Last week's winners:

1 star to Jason: "And that's when Eko knew the horrible truth... the island BBQ was not going well."
2 stars to Chris W: "Surgeon General's Warning: Second hand mysterious-security-system-soul-examining smoke may cause lung cancer, emphysema, and heart disease... Unless you're a Nigerian gangster, in which case I'll be wofting away now."
3 stars to Man: Smoke: "I'm the island's security" Eko: "Remember me from Oz." Smoke: "Um...I think I left the stove on...bye."

This week, a scene from the series premiere of Love Monkey:

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Gudlyf

Jason -- The star system still isn't working. Don't worry, I will go back and give the proper stars once it's back online.

January 26 2006 at 8:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jason

When do stars show up with your comment postings? I got 3rd in last weeks entry, but my postings still show 0 stars...

January 24 2006 at 5:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jamie

"Yes, of course the 5 second rule can be extended to 10 but only in special circumstances."

January 23 2006 at 3:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Chris Wyant

"That's a neat trick, Tom. Really. But can you tell me again WHY you fed a string of pearls into your butt in the first place? For God's sake, we're in a restaurant, and it looks like you have a tail!"

January 23 2006 at 7:25 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Emily

Eat your heart out Jennifer Anniston!

January 20 2006 at 10:52 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bus

Just as Tom hears her say the dreaded "L" word, his male intamacy warning light goes off!

January 20 2006 at 3:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
gwangi

You think that's a neat trick? That's nothing, I've got an eye on the back of my head.

January 20 2006 at 2:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Allie

...and the date didn't even have to bet Tom Farrell
10 bucks to get him to pucker up with an olive.

January 20 2006 at 2:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Roger Rees

DVD Commentary from the director: "This scene was originally envisioned as an homage to Total Recall, but the olive was just too big and the nostril was just too small."
Assistant Director: "Yeah, and it just didn't work with a smaller black olive. There was one really funny take where one of the camera guys was filling in and reading along; he used a garbonzo bean and it came flying right out...[long laugh from others]...but the gonzo was just to hard to see on camera."

January 20 2006 at 1:51 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Vincent J. Murphy

"One..two...three...crunch. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know."

January 20 2006 at 1:44 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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