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And I Quote: the best one-liners of the week

by Bob Sassone, posted Jan 27th 2006 4:29PM
  • Oprah"There's nothing wrong with working with a dummy." - Simon, referring to Paula, after a contestant auditioned with a ventriloquist's dummy, on American Idol.
  • "I can't wear the New York Dolls because it might turn off the wrong people. And I can't wear Wham! because it might turn on the wrong people." - Tom, trying to decide what t-shirt to wear under his sports coat, on Love Monkey.
  • "I really feel duped." - Oprah Winfrey, to author James Frey, after he admitted to fabrications in his memoir.
  • "One time, as a joke, Packer banged every girl in the office. It was hysterical." - Michael, about someone he used to work with, on The Office.
  • "I'm sure you've got a load you need to drop in, don't ya Jethro?" - Sawyer to Hurley, about going to do some laundry with Libby, on Lost.

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Michael from "The Office" always has the top 5 of every week.

I liked when he said "*I* hate her" regarding the cleaning lady who tried but fail to clean the stink of his rug, attempting to bond with his own absurd fantasy about who pooped on his rug and why.

January 28 2006 at 10:55 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

I think Ana Lucia's "You hittin' that?" to Jack was the better line from LOST this week. :D

January 27 2006 at 5:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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