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Clay's accuser considering porn

by Adam Finley, posted Feb 1st 2006 1:02PM
Clay Aiken always comes across as a very affable and kind human being. His fans, however, will both attack and eat someone who dares to slight their favorite singer even a little. When a soldier, John Paulus, reported that he had met Clay via the Web and that the two met in a hotel for sex he began to receive death threats.The threats haven't deterred him, obviously, because now he's considering re-enacting his alleged tryst in a porn movie.

I, like most people, think Paulus is full of it, but let's imagine that all of this is true, just for argument's sake. Paulus claims he received no money for his story, so why the obsession with telling everyone about it? Whether this actually happened or didn't happen seems irrelevant now. It all boils down to Paulus wanting to take advantage of whatever remains of his fifteen minutes. Furthermore, everyone already has their minds made about Clay anyway. Some think he's gay, others think he's straight, and then there are those like myself who believe he's actually a robot controlled by a tiny duck inside his head. Clay's best defense is keeping his mouth shut, and he knows this.

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Porchland

Ewww!! Even people into gay porn couldn't find much to like about that! I can't imagine a set of circumstances in which I would want to see a Clay Aiken look-a-like having sex with another man.

Bluckk!!

February 01 2006 at 4:17 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Logan

I know plenty of happy gay christians, I don't think this is a faith question I think's a media issue - it's something to talk about :period.

February 01 2006 at 3:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Amanda

Oh my goodness. ROFL

Thanks for the laugh Elliott!!!

February 01 2006 at 2:44 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brent

I think he is a hardcore Christian. So, I have a hard time believing he is gay.

Now, he is the epitome an effeminate man that teenage girls like. He is what the feminist wanted in a man (except not having sex before marriage). But those teenage girls are not old enough to realize they are the worst kind of men. Those feminist realize they are wrong about what a real man is until they are divorced in a mid-life crisis.

February 01 2006 at 2:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
TRISH

WHETHER HE IS OR IS NOT GAY IS NOT THE ISSUE OR A BIG DEAL. THE "BOY" CAN SING!

February 01 2006 at 1:44 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
TRISH

IF HE IS OR IS NOT GAY IS NOT THE ISSUE, THE BOY "CAN" SING. SO WHO CARES.

February 01 2006 at 1:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Elliott

Clay's best defense is keeping his mouth shut

Clay's worst defense would be to impregnate a woman and jump on Oprah's couch.

February 01 2006 at 1:33 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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