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Why does Martha have a dirty carpet?

by Bob Sassone, posted Feb 17th 2006 12:11PM

Martha StewartThis is extremely un-Martha-like, but viewers have noticed a huge stain on the carpet the food and crafts diva uses on her daily syndicated talk show. Producers say it's probably from people tracking snow into the studio. But could there be a more sinister explanation?

Maybe an intern on the show cut their hand badly from slicing carrots juuuuuuuust the way Martha likes them cut. Or maybe Rosie O'Donnell didn't make the beef stew exactly the way Martha told her to, and when the cameras stopped Martha dumped it on the floor. There should be an after-the-show segment for this show, like Oprah has on Oxygen.

Your guesses?

[via TV Tattle]

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Jason Simmons

Words cannot begin to express how deeply concerned and saddened I am by this atrocious act!

Someone replace that carpet--NOW or you'll learn what those few little words "You just don't fit in--really mean!"

February 18 2006 at 7:49 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Dan H

Oh man, all the dirty jokes were taken...

February 17 2006 at 4:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
TC

Worst part of this that she not only has dirty carpet, but everyone who comes has to enter through the rear.... Of her house. :)

February 17 2006 at 1:52 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gudlyf

Tee hee... you said "dirty carpet."

February 17 2006 at 12:47 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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