American Idol turkey singer has a website

Garet "I've only been singing in front of my turkey" Johnson did not make the Top 24 on American Idol. But that hasn't stopped anyone from getting famous off the competition, has it? Despite living in a town of four people and only having turkeys to hear him sing, Garet does have internet access and therefore, he has a webpage. There's not much to it yet, except the promise that "this is only the beginning", and a lot of spelling, grammatical, and punctuation errors.

He was a really sweet and cute cowboy but I think he needs to take the judges' advice and get some singing lessons. He's young enough to spend a year improving and then return next year. Which is better, Garet? Fifteen minutes of fame or an entire season on American Idol? Even your turkey could figure that one out.