The Bachelor: Paris: The Women Tell All

Tonight's episode is the pre-finale snarkfest where the girls get to harsh on each other and on the Bachelor. The girls are particularly hard on Susan for her interest in acting. I have no idea if she had feelings for Travis or not but she sure is a pretty crier. She could give lessons on how to weep and still look like a perfect little princess. When Canadian Sarah takes the stage, Jennifer once again leads the attack. While some of the girls look a bit Hollywood-ed up post-Bachelor, young Sarah looks a little less cute and seems a lot more hard-edged than she was when flirting with Dr. Bland.  And of course we have to revisit the Ali G. "reproduction" incident. Unfortunately, for what I think is the first time, a Bachelorette doesn't show up. Even though Dr. Ali isn't there, the girls take the opportunity to take a brief swipe or two at her. Overall though, no one gets treated as badly as Susan. In other seasons, the Bachelor has often seemed a bit predatory but this season the women seems very protective of the square-jawed doctor.
In the intro, Chris says that the women went wild for this season's Bachelor like never before. Is that really true? Is Dr. Bland that inspiring? I'd think that Andrew Firestone with his pedigree and winery or even hunkalicious Aaron was more of a draw. When Travis shows up not a lot happens. He apologizes to Susan and explains to Canadian Sarah that the fact that she didn't remember what happened during their camping trip (because she was tipsy) was what doomed her. This guy is the dullest interview ever.

In discussing the final two, Chris points out that viewers are rooting for Moana even though the girls don't like her. The girls are still angry over Moana's competitiveness and volatile personality. Oddly enough Susan comes to her defense saying that she was jealous and Jennifer chimes in. The girls say that after watching the show and seeing her "softer side" they now like her better. Next Monday we finally get to find out if it's good girl Sarah or the sultry and sensitive Moana that walks off into the sunset with Dr. Bland. I still can't call it. He seems like he is more attracted to Sarah but Sarah is a much better fit as the "doctor's wife."