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And I Quote: the best one-liners of the week
by Bob Sassone, posted Feb 24th 2006 2:29PM
"If Jay Leno makes you laugh, chances are I don't care for you
as a person." - The Family Guy's Peter Griffin, giving the Top Ten Things I Would Like To Say
To America, on The Late Show With David Letterman. - "Crippling depression is a wonderful muse." - Linda, talking about her poetry, on Still Standing.
- "...because they wanted one last chance at the employee ham discount, or wanted to put a little extra something in the ham." - Jon Stewart, about some of the ham factory workers who won the powerball jackpot going back to work, on The Daily Show.
- "I gotta drop a deuce." - Bobby, wanting to use the new outhouse for the usual purpose and not store supplies, on Survivor.
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