The Bachelor: Paris: Finale
If you had to choose between the good person, the person
who made you feel cuddly and content and the person who captivated you even though you couldn't explain why, who would
you choose? That's the choice for Dr. Bland, otherwise known as Travis. The final two are the feisty and emotionally
raw Moana and the perfect doctor's wife, Sarah. First up we have Sarah meet the parents. She does a great job charming the children and Travis's sister. She plays everything right and it's so deadly boring to watch. If she says she wants Travis one more time or that he is perfect for her I may throw something at the screen. The entire group just seems so dull and restrained. That's all set to change when it's time for Moana's meet and greet.
As Travis says "Moana is a slightly different personality than Sarah." He says he does not hope she can
make a better impression than Sarah, only that she can make an equal impression. The second his family meets Moana it
begins to rain. Even the weather gods know this is going to be a rough day for Moana. Moana talks to Travis's sister
and the sincerity of Moana's affection moves his sister to tears. She is much more emotionally present and real than
Sarah.
You'd think that the little girls would go for the kindergarten teacher but little
Whitney actually prefers Moana. At dinner, the family grills Moana on why she and Travis should be a good couple. Moana
is the exact opposite of Sarah. She has no answer at the ready and just freezes. The parents then take Moana aside for a
quick quiz which again makes Moana cry. Her emotional nature is definitely her undoing.
Filler central as
the moms fly in and the girls go diamond and dress shopping. Then it's time for the last dates. I still can't call it
at this point. Sarah and Travis have a sweetly cozy perfect date that would be perfect for a couple has been married
for a few years. Travis and Moana have an edgy flirty date with a bit of awkwardness and a bit of kissing.
They show Moana first and he lets her down fairly gently. She is completely shocked. He explains that the reason he
is not choosing her is because he doesn't know where they would have taken their relationship next. Moana looks
physically ill as she is in the limo. They should have a friend or family member in the limo to comfort the loser. She
says that good girls always win and that guys like him don't choose girls like her. She's right, she deserves someone
with a lot more pep than Dr. Bland.
Sarah shows up for her rose with more makeup and cleavage than she has
shown the entire season. They declare their mutual perfectness for each other. Travis gives her a ring on a necklace.
Otherwise known as the not-proposal. Yawn. They may definitely be a couple which goes the distance. They are as they
have said over and over, perfect.

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