CSI: NY - Fare Game
I'm finally starting to accept that the writers of this show have no intention of expanding the backstory of any
of the main characters. And I think I'll be okay with that choice as long as they put more effort into making the cases
as interesting as they can possibly be.
Last night was a step in that direction because the two cases were very interesting, plus they switched up the teams a little. Doc Hawkes and Danny should be working every case together; they play off each other way better than either of them did with Mac or Stella.
The first case dealt with a guy who was shot in a cemetery and it was all because of a big, organized "water gun fight." I had no idea these things existed. The second case was a woman who choked to death on a live octopus. Tasty. So I'm going to try something different here. Rather than outline the episode, I'm going to give you, the reader, a glimpse into my twisted mind as I layout my thought process while watching this episode. Here goes, from the start of the episode to the end:
- I hate Stella's hair. Cut it now.
- Gary Sinise always looks constipated.
- Why does that headstone have a TV in it? How do I get one?
- Sid is the greatest Medical Examiner to ever grace any television program.
- Is it just me, or is Lindsay completely worthless? I still miss Aiden.
- Making a living by suing restaurants sounds like a good idea.
- Peruvian centipedes are probably pretty crunchy.
- Danny just ate one. Yep, they sound crunchy.
- Something laid eggs in that dead lady's ear? Eww.
- Who the hell would pay two grand to eat a plate of deep-fried grasshoppers?
- Hey, isn't she from Over*There? What happened to her southern accent?
- I want to see Det. Flack get in a fist fight with Det. Tripp from CSI: Miami.
- Convicted felons are dumb. Period.
- I wonder if octopus ink tastes good?
- Wait... are octopus ink and octopus pee one and the same? Scratch that last thought.
- Wayne Knight!!!
- Wait, didn't Wayne Knight wear glasses? I wonder if he got the "Lasik?"
- Okay, Lindsay isn't completely worthless. She ate that fried spider.
- All Mac eats is pizza; no wonder he looks constipated.
So there you go. That's what I wrote down while watching this episode... I'm crazy, I know. But like I said, it wasn't a horrible episode because these were some of the better cases the NY team has investigated this season. Your thoughts?

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