American Idol: Goodbye Brenna!

by Lacy Hall, posted Mar 3rd 2006 12:37AM

brennaSo long, Brenna, don't let the door of broken dreams hit you in your butt on the way out. Have fun traveling back to whatever island of over-confidence and misery that you came from. And say hi to the Brittenum Twins for me, because I'm sure they're there too. Finally, she is gone. I know it's only the second week of eliminations, but it was a long two weeks with Brenna on deck. But luckily, America just pushed her overboard. I guess somebody should throw her a life preserver, but it's not gonna be me.

I have to give myself a big pat on the back because I got it 100% right this week. Heather Cox is the other girl to go, and David Radford and Sway were cut from the boys. I don't think that any of this was a surprise. They all seem like nice people (minus Brenna, of course), but they just didn't have what it takes. Carrie Underwood looked and sounded amazing. Although, I think she might have dropped a few IQ points during her travels. She seemed a little ditsy tonight. As far as fashion goes, Mandisa was another victim of those revolutionary "invisible" bra straps. They aren't invisible. You can still see them. They are giant pieces of plastic emerging from your tank top and supporting your enormous bosoms. How could we not notice them?

But the real question up for debate is how many shots of tequila did Paula Abdul have before the live broadcast? (My guess? Fourteen and a chaser of Red Bull) And, what exactly does it mean for a "moth to fly past the melon towards the cereal box?" Is that what she said? No, that's not right. I'm sure I will come across it in a fortune cookie eventually. That is, of course, if they serve fortune cookies in an insane asylum.

 

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Gary Christenberry

I'm picking Lisa Tucker to be the next American Idol. She looks like Irene Cara and is the most polished performer despite her young age.

March 09 2006 at 6:50 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gary Christenberry

I'm picking Lisa Tucker to be the next American Idol. She looks like Irene Cara and is the most polished performer despite her young age.

March 09 2006 at 6:50 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bill Garcia

Excellent article. I am so glad that Brenna is gone because American Idol was unwatchable whenever that fruitcake was anywhere in camera range. Her constant mugging for the camera and stupid prima donna attitude drove me up the wall. As for Brenna's comments that she is going to go make albums for Clive Davis: do the world a favor and please hold your breath for that phone call. I'm betting Clive would rather eat ground glass than ride an elevator with her.

As for Paula, what was her deal? When she was attempting to speak to one of the contestants and babbling incoherently about something Simon had said to her a minute before, my wife said, "Whoa, Paula! How many beers have we had?!" It was obvious that she was zonked out of her gourd on something. Paula reminds me of the village idiot at the college party who has been drinking heavily since noon.

March 05 2006 at 2:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
V

I thought Kevin was going to be eliminated. I think Sway was better then him.

So GLAD Brenna is gone!!! How annoying can you be.

Carrie: I like the song, but her? not so much.

The judges are too predictable but I don't think the show would work without them. Although maybe they could find someone to replace Paula - someone that would give better remarks to the contestants. She always seems as though she is struggling to find something to say.

Give Mandisa a break guys.... She is out there rockin' the stage every week. She may be big but she certainly has the self-confidence to put herself out there.

March 05 2006 at 2:31 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
SILVER BLACK REIGN

hello people, listen I'm not necessarily concernced with Mandissa's dress code but she has vocal and range. I'm very glad Brenna is gone and I hope that if and whn she comes back next year, she'll have a new attitude and new pipes. It would be nice if they gave the beautiful Paula a drug test and checked her into the Rehab will there's still time. I agree that we need each of these judges with their many different opinions and remarks. I believe the contestants left are truly about to bring-it!!!! Now were getting to the good part; see you all next week. In God's Speed...

March 04 2006 at 6:25 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
SILVER BLACK REIGN

Well, think that the show will now be presented and performed in a professional manner now that the super model wanna be is GONE! Brenna, you are the weakest link, GOOD_BYE!!!!!!! As for mandisa I like her style and her clothes can always be changed later if needed so lets show love and support for her performances not her dress code. Peace yall....see ya, next week.

March 04 2006 at 5:51 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
SILVER BLACK REIGN

bye-bye brenna, now the show can go on!!! get some singing lessons.

March 04 2006 at 5:16 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
SILVER BLACK REIGN

BRENNA YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ON AMERICAN IDOL IN THE FIRST PLACE.. YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM CALLED CRAZY AND MENTALLY UNSTABLE.. I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD GET SOME HELP IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN SING,THIS IS A COMPETATIVE SHOW... YOUR VOACLS AREN'T STRONG ENOGH TO COMPETE WITH THE OTHERS. I HAVE A THREE OLD THAT CAN SING BETTER THAN YOU CAN.. BY THE WAY I NEVER SAW ANY OF YOUR FAMILY. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? DO YOU NOT HAVE SUPPORT FROM THEM OR WHAT? GET SOME HELP PROFESSIONALLY PLEASE..

March 04 2006 at 5:12 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Kay

I can't stand Paula anymore. She destroyed her "nice guy" persona by trashing the contestants last moments on idol this week. A faint scent of vodka filled my living room every time she opened her mouth, to utter nonsense about...I can't even quote her, because her sentences were all nouns I think! As cute and...pink as kevin is, he still needs to go. I appreciate his effort, but more in the "look, my kids got the lead in the Christmas play.." kind of a way. Plus he dances like a wind up from a happy meal.

March 04 2006 at 5:10 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ayesha

well i totally agree with america... i mean all the singers voted out were the right ones...oooh n brenna damn she was an annoying one... i mean honestly wht did she think she was a supermodel or sumtin... girl did not look good posin like dat.... like i study in psychology denial does not get u anywhere...hahaha.... i think the producers of american idol should find a new judge instead ov keepin drunken paula on da show... is like who needs a lil hyper rabbit on da show ruining da whole picture... n while some people might think simon's comments are rude and often unfair fact is that his comments r always true and turn out to b 100% accurate so dnt hate!!!!!!! i'm definitely thinkin chris daughtery is goin to b the next american idol or lisa tucker im bettin ma money on them... well anyways till next week ya all:D

March 04 2006 at 4:18 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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