The smell of desperation

While you can't actually smell them on television, the ladies of Desperate Housewives must have a marketable stench because a new fragrance based on the hit ABC series is coming out this autumn. Coty Inc. is teaming up with Disney and ABC to bring the fragrance to select department stores. The perfume is supposed to "conjure up the smells of the ladies of Wisteria Lane." That sounds okay, I suppose, if not a little bit creepy. I guess it makes more sense than a cologne that smells like the guys from Prison Break.