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I always have mixed feelings about the Top Model
premiere. While I always look forward to a new season of Top Model, the premiere feels too long. Two hours? I
think that if they wanted to trim the fat a bit, they could seriously get it down to a hour and a half...at least. In
fact, they should just get rid of that first hour all together. I don't care about the girls who get cut before making
it to the house. I always think I care about them, but as soon as they are cut, I forget they exist.
Speaking of the house...
Holy stolen granola bars, they really went all out this year! I found the house absolutely spectacular. That atrium was gorgeous, and I loved the model-themed rooms. Although, I would feel like a total jackass if I got put in the general Top Model room. It just feels unlucky. And I think that the girls who picked the Christie Brinkley room are soon going to realize that it's hard to fall asleep with the soft blue glow of a 300-gallon fish tank right next to you. I see under eye bags in the future of those girls. And let's be honest, the house is more beautiful than any of the girls.
Well, I take that back. Nnenna? Is it even fair that she's in this competition? She is, without a doubt, an early favorite. But that could be a bad thing. At this point, she has a bullseye on her back and everyone is just waiting for her to screw up. One slightly sub par photo-shoot and I can already see Tyra putting her in the bottom two just to "make a point" that no one is safe. But, you do have to love her. Did you hear her backstory? At points, it made me want to cry, and at other times, it made me angry. But she didn't cry. Not a tear. I couldn't believe her strength. You can tell that she's a person who just focuses on what's in front of her. She doesn't feel sorry for herself. My only fear is that she has a lot of pain built inside of her and that at one point, it might all come out. If it does, hopefully it will be at a funeral-themed photo-shoot like the one Kahlen endured in Cycle 4. That way, she can use it to her advantage.
Let's gossip about the other troublemakers. Jade. This girl has the spunk of Lisa, but without the humor. The confidence of Janice, but without the self-humiliation. She's a bitch, but minus the fun. And an un-fun bitch is no bitch I want to be around. She is obviously a bully, and I don't like her. Luckily, she didn't take a very good picture last night, so she might not be around too long. The judges don't seem to care for her too much.
Gina is the other girl that really stuck out for me. She needs to get it together. She might be the first non-lovable airhead ever. She loves being Korean. She hates it. She hates Asian men. Oh, wait...Tyra didn't like that answer. Okay, she now loves Asian men. She needs to figure herself out. You know what, I actually don't care if she never figures herself out. I just want her to stop changing her opinion mid-sentence. It's really annoying. And why was she slamming that champagne? If you're going to stumble out of a restaurant drunk, at least take off your heels. It makes it a lot easier to drunkenly get into a cab.
As far as the
photo-shoot, I loved it. I was so happy that they actually made them bald up top instead of down South
like some predicted. It takes a lot of guts to go bald because all your flaws are revealed. Hell, I won't
even tuck my hair behind my ears sometimes cause it makes me feel ugly. Tyra looked pretty good bald, but not
beautiful. She does have a flawless face, but she looks a musical number away from adopting a
redheaded orphan named Annie. Which makes me wonder -- does she do a test photo first before she decides on that
photo-shoot? Cause if she looked ugly bald, I don't think this photo-shoot would have existed.
But, oh man, some of those girls looked freaky as hell bald. (Furonda is an alien.) But then some of them looked gorgeous and that sorta pissed me off. You have to be hella pretty to pull off bald. I'm just happy that I now know what it would look like to see Denise Richards bald. Of course, Nnenna looked the best. But I thought that Wendy's was the worst. I know that she's from New Orleans and she has "sadness" in her eyes. But I thought it just looked like bad modeling. Bad bald modeling. She looked most like a mannequin to me. And I think it's sorta lame that Tyra keeps bringing up the point that Wendy isn't there "out of pity." It actually didn't cross my mind until Tyra brought it up 8,000 times, but now...I'm suspicious.
Next week, is my favorite show of the season -- the makeover show! Let the waterworks begin!
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