Finally: an entire Family Guy episode revolving around Lois' breasts! Well, OK, maybe not an entire episode - I do remember something about Quagmire proposing to someone on a beach - but this episode had one of the more hysterical/disturbing images of this TV season: Lois flashing her breasts to Brian after giving Stewie his lunch. I don't know, I just find a naked talking dog being mesmerized by breasts pretty damn funny.The Family Guy is the place to go to today for funny pop culture and other references (sorry Simpsons, but it's true). The opening had Peter on Wheel Of Fortune ("Thanks, Regis!"). I haven't watched Wheel Of Fortune in a few years. Do they still have the winners go shopping for prizes at the end? I thought they just won one big prize in an envelope or something?

Stewie has to get off the mom milk (at the park he knocks another baby out of the mother's arms and tries to get some nourishment, and he tries to lick it off the carpet after he spills some - there's an alcoholic parallel here), and Quagmire has the family over to meet his fiancee. Since I just watched The West Wing, it's appropriate that  there was an Alan Alda reference here ("Quagmire's gone all soft and Alan Alda on us!") At the wedding, the two plots collide. Lois' breasts start to grow and grow because she's no longer feeding Stewie (side note: this is the weirdest review I've ever written), and Quagmire reverts to his old self. Of course, it probably helped that Peter drenched the breasts with champagne and then shook Lois. But how can Quagmire divorce a woman who turns out to be crazy and suicidal?

So many funny quotes, but my favorite is from Death, showing up at Quagmire's "funeral:" "Sorry I'm late, I was over at NBC about Joey."