K-Fed ponders stripping
Britney's hubby Kevin Federline told Blender recently
that if his career as a crappy rap artist doesn't pan out that he'll probably turn to stripping.
Lucky for you I just finished work on my time machine and visited the future. As it turns out, Mr. Federline will in fact become a stripper. Here's what I saw during his first night at the Boom Boom Club:
Kevin [on stage]: That's right, ladies, soak it all in.
[Women cheer and hoot]
Kevin [removes shirt]: Is it gettin' hot in here? Oh my!
[Cheers become louder]
Kevin: Now, let's get these pants off. Ow! Damn it! [falls over]
Woman in front row: Kevin?
Kevin [continues to struggle with his pants]: What's the frickin' deal, here?
Woman in front row: Kevin? Sweetie? You need to take your shoes off before you take your pants off. They won't slip over your feet otherwise.
Kevin: I'll figure it out!
Woman: Your song just ended.
Kevin [yelling to guy behind bar]: Rob! Hey, Rob! I need a pair of scissors! And another new pair of pants to wear home!
Rob: I told you after the third time it happened I wasn't going to help you anymore.
It was a sad spectacle really, but there's your proof. Stay strong, K-Fed.

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