The Five: Questions I have about American Inventor
1. What exactly will happen in the next rounds? On the other AI, American Idol, the next rounds involve singing entirely different songs, maybe even an entirely different style of song, and the performances can be great, good, so-so, or bad. But on this show, it's the same invention, and even if they get money to improve and tweak the invention, it's still the same invention.2. How long before the lawsuits start? Here you have dozens of people coming on television, showing their original inventions. If any of these inventions become even a little bit successful, you know that other people are going to accuse these contestants of stealing their ideas, patent/trademark infringement, etc. I'm sure these contestants have to sign tons of forms saying that their idea is original, etc (though the woman with that bed organizer thing slipped through), but you just know that lawsuits are coming for the people who become successful.
3. Why do some of these people even go on American Inventor? It seems like invention is something you can do without going on television. The odds of going to the finals and/or winning the whole damn thing seem so remote. You're better off just going the traditional route to make your product and get it to market. Why does everyone think that television is the ultimate answer? Why chance getting humiliated and embarrassed on television (and that happened to many people in the premiere)?
4. Why are the judges so inconsistent? As Keith pointed out, the female judge tells the woman with the learning DVD that her product is already done and she's just using the show for PR, but then tells crazy edible snow dome cake lady, who has a finished product, that she can go to the next round. Huh?
5. How many times can they say the word "dream" in one episode? Play the American Inventor drinking game! Everytime someone says the word "dream," take a shot of booze. It's even better if you take the shot via some crazy contraption, like those hats with the cup holders and straws you can drink out of. (And on a side note, why all the talk about dreams and passion and other touchy-feeling aspects? These are inventions, not poetry. It's a business thing. It's like Oprah produced this show. It's more Extreme Makeover or Miracle Workers than Idol.)

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